Senin, 21 Juni 2010

Bungklang Bungkling: JARUH DIGITAL

Diambil dari kolom Bungklang Bungkling, ‘JARUH DIGITAL’, di harian Bali Post, Minggu, 20 Juni 2010, oleh I Wayan Juniartha. Diterjemahkan oleh Putu Wiwid Budiastra.


JARUH DIGITAL
(KENAKALAN DIGITAL)

Semenjak meledaknya kasus Ariel, Luna Maya dan Cut Tari, semua warga sekeha tuak berlomba ambil kredit hp yang berfasilitas pemutar video.

Maklum, kalau video itu ditonton di TV atau layar komputer tidaklah seru.

Namanya saja video didapat dari mencuri. Video masalah koleksi pribadi. Jadi nontonnya harus dengan teknik dan alat dari mencuri-curi juga.

“Kalau dulu orang-orang tua yang suka mengintip, dari celah atau lubang kecil di dinding yang terbuat dari anyaman bambu, sekarang kita mengintip lewat hp, sama juga rasanya, layarnya kecil, gambarnya kurang jelas, sensasinya sedaapp,” begitu kata I Made Mata Minus Buang Plus (I Made Mata Minus Genit Plus).

I Made yang paling pertama mendapatkan videonya Ariel dengan Luna Maya. Sesudah itu setiap hari kerjanya ke warnet dan warung tuak saja. Ke warnet browsing mencari video terbaru, setelah itu ke warung tuak memberikan laporan kepada warga sekeha tuak dan yang lainnya.

“Katanya ada 32 video, ada yang bersama artis, ada yang bersama ibu rumah tangga, ada dengan ibu rumah tangga merangkap artis merangkap perempuan nakal. Ada yang bersama pacar sendiri, ada dengan isteri orang. Ada yang bersama wanita bahenol ada juga dengan banci…sedappp,” begitu I Made promosi.

Warga sekaha tuak yang lain hanya tertawa cekikikan saja. Karena semua sudah punya hp berisi pemutar video player, semua sudah dapat bagian Ariel-Luna Maya dan Ariel-Cut Tari. Jadi semua mengeluarkan analisa masing-masing.

Dari analisa tradisional khas ajeg Bali yaitu “Sepertinya I Ariel memakai kombinasi Pis Rejuna (Uang Logam Arjuna) dan Pis Jaran (Uang Logam Kuda). Kalau tidak, bagaimana mungkin bisa membujuk dan merayu perempuan sebegitu banyak?” Sampai analisa modern neo-Freudian seperti “Ariel itu punya kelainan seksual, makanya dia suka ‘main’ sambil direkam.”

Analisa tradisional tidak memperhitungkan satu hal; Ariel memang asli ganteng, terkenal dan kaya. Jaman sekarang siapa ganteng plus terkenal plus kaya sudah tidak perlu Pis Rejuna. Pasti mudah dapat perempuan, apalagi kalau rajin ke kafe-kafe di pinggir kali.

Anilasa modern lupa dengan sifat dasar kaum lelaki, yang suka menepuk dada, suka menyombongkan keberhasilan menaklukkan perempuan. Kalau para remaja sudah berkumpul pertanyaan yang paling populer adalah “sudah dapat?” atau “sudah berapa dapat cewek?”

Karena dulu belum ada handycam dan hp berisi kamera, keberhasilan sang Arjuna menaklukkan tujuh bidadari, dari bidadari perawan sampai bidadari yang sudah berpengalaman, “direkam” hanya lewat tulisan di Arjuna Wiwaha. Jika waktu itu sudah ada handycam, pasti sang Arjuna kemana-mana berbekal handycam. Intinya, kaum lelaki memang suka mencatat juga merekam jumlah cewek yang sudah berhasil ditaklukkan.

“Masalahnya, yang seperti inilah nanti akan merusak moral bangsa dan meracuni generasi muda kita,” begitu kata I Wayan Musang Berbulu Onta.

Ini namanya analisa Moralitas Super Mie, moralitas instan. Baru Ariel melakukan hal yang tak senonoh, seolah besok semua murid-murid akan melakukan hal yang sama, lantas hamil, lantas masa depan hancur. Dikira semua generasi muda bodoh.

Baru Cut Tari mendesah-desah, seolah rasanya akan hancur runtuh republik ini. Seolah sebagai pesan buruk.

“Menurut aku, yang akan benar-benar menghancurkan republik ini adalah korupsi dan fundamentalisme agama Yan, bukanlah urusan kenakalan. Yang akan membuat masa depan anak-anak kita nanti hancur hanyalah pendidikan yang kacau balau Yan, bukanlah urusan video porno,” begitu I Made menjawab.

“Apalagi yang paling keras berbicara tentang moral biasanya paling semangat juga menonton, yang paling suka mencaci Ariel biasanya ingin sekali menjadi Ariel,” Masalah kenakalan itu urusan biasa, masalah yang sudah ada dari dulu dan akan masih tetap ada sampai besok maupun lusa dan seterusnya.

“Nakal itu suatu ‘kebutuhan’, artinya sepanjang masih punya ‘butuh’ (buah zakar) pasti akan tetap nakal,”

Kalau dulu murid-murid baca buku porno karya Anny Arrow, generasi berikutnya menonton video betamax dan laserdisc porno bintang film bule, lantas beralih ke jaman VCD blue Jepang dan China, sekarang beralih lagi ke jaman film porno produksi lokal di hp dan komputer. Artinya, kenakalan itu abadi, medianya saja yang berbeda.

“Yang penting bukan dengan menutup internet dan razia hp, namun bagaimana caranya mendidik murid-murid agar berada dalam batas kenakalan yang wajar, supaya mengerti tentang fungsi kondom dan HIV/AIDS, agar berada dalam kenakalan yang cerdas, tidak sampai merusak hidup orang lain, apalagi merusak hidupnya sendiri,” begitu argumentasi I Made.

Tepuk tangan warga sekaha tuak. Baru kali ini ada orang yang pidatonya begitu serius tentang kenakalan. Kalau percaya dengan I Made maka kenakalan pasti sudah menjadi dasar Negara.

“Yang paling penting, bagaimana supaya murid-murid mengerti bahwa hidup itu tidak hanya diisi dengan kenakalan saja, kenakalan itu hanya sebagian kecil dari hidup,”

Artinya; tidak perlu karena urusan kenakalan sampai menghabiskan waktu pak polisi, pak menteri dan juga pak presiden.

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Digital Pornography (Jaruh Digital)

Since the Ariel, Luna and Cut Tari porn video case occurred more and more members of the Palm Toddy Association are buying mobile phones with video player facility.

They can of course watch porn using their PCs or laptops, but they think that it is more exciting to watch on their mobile phones. The reason is: they can watch wherever they are.

“In old times, Balinese ‘peeped’ at a couple making love through the ‘holes’ of woven bamboo walls or ventilation. In other words, they saw something from ‘small holes’ or ‘difficult positions’; but these days we see ‘those things’ via mobile phones which have small screens…but still with similar sensation,” says I Made Mata Minus Buang Plus (I Made Myopic But Have Big Lust).

He was the first club member to get the Ariel-Luna video. Since then he often goes to the cyber café to download the latest porn videos. He only comes to the warung to tell his friends what he finds.

“I heard that there are still 32 videos of Ariel, each with different women, some with artists, housewives, married artists, prostitutes, his own girlfriend and even his friends’ wives. Some even with homos,…..isn’t that cool, man,” says I Made excitedly.

His friends just laugh at him as everyone already has a mobile phone with video player feature and everyone has seen the Ariel Luna Maya and Ariel Cut Tari video.

“From Balinese traditional point of view, Ariel must own a ‘Pis Rejuna’ (magic Chinese coin with an image semi-divine, romantic hero Arjuna) and ‘Pis Jaran’ (magic Chinese coin with an image of a horse). That’s probably why he can sleep with many women. According to Freud, Ariel suffers a sexual disorder because he loves recording while doing sexual activities.”

Traditional analysis seems to ignore one thing: Ariel is a good-looking guy, very famous and rich. These days when you have those favours you don’t need ‘Pis Rejuna’ and you can take any woman you want easily, let alone the ones at red light cafes.

On the other hand, modern analysis ignores one thing: the basic instinct of a man to show off his ‘achievement’ ― how many women he has slept with. When young Balinese boys hang around together, the most popular question among them is: “Be Bakat?” (Did you sleep with her?) or “Ba kuda maan cewek?” (How many girls have you slept with”?).

In old times there was no handycam, so Sang Arjuna (Romeo) could not record his ‘achievement’ at having been successful sleeping with seven angels — from a virgin one up till an experienced one. Instead, everything was recorded in an inscription called Arjuna Wiwaha. If he had had a handycam, he would have brought one everywhere he went. The point is that men enjoy recording about how many women they have been able to sleep with.

“I’m sure this kind of thing can ruin the morality of our younger generation,” says I Wayan Musang Berbulu Onta (I Wayan Cheap Talk).

It seems that I Wayan’s talk is Moralitas Super Mie (cheap talk about morality). He may think that after this scandal, many students will have ‘free sex’ and many girl-students will get pregnant and ruin their life. They think that all students are like that.

Also, having seen how Cut Tari moans and groans in the video, he thinks that this nation has no good morale and will be disintegrated.

“It is corruption and fundamentalism that makes our nation disintegrate, not porn videos. Also it is our disorganized education system that makes many smart students have no chance to better education, not porn videos. replies I Made.

“People who talk loudly about this issue are usually the ones who really enjoy watching the video and the ones who condemn Ariel are probably the ones who want to be like him.”

They might not realize that ‘porn’ is human nature, which has existed since the existence of the human kind itself and it always will.

“Porn is like daily needs: You will always need it as long as you live.”

Formerly students read porn books by Anny Arrow, and then the students from the following generations watched porn video on Betamax and laserdisc of western porn stars, followed by VCD of Japanese and Chinese porn stars. And now they can watch porn video of local artists on mobile phones and computers. So porn is a lifetime thing, it is just the media that makes it different.

“So, closing the warung internet (cyber cafes) or checking the students’ mobiles is something useless. The important thing is how to give proper information to the students so that they have good self-control and that they understand about condom use and the danger of HIV/AIDS, and not to ruin others’ life and theirs instead,” says I Made.

Everyone claps. It is the first time for them to see someone gives a ‘speech’ seriously about pornography. They imagine jokingly if I Made appointed as important official he might use ‘pornography’ as one of his programs.

“The most important thing is how to make students understand that there are a lot of more important things than just ‘pornography’ in this life. It is just a very small part in our life.”

This means that the police, ministers and president don’t need to waste their time just for this ‘porn’ issue.